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Greg Gutfeld: Kamala Harris has completed the uncommon feat of being invisible and unpopular

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So it has been actually arduous to gauge the vp’s efficiency throughout this Afghanistan fiasco. Primarily as a result of she’s been tougher to search out than a non-binary Taliban chief, which mainly means he sleeps with each ladies and goats.

It is virtually like she was kidnapped by aliens! And never those pouring throughout our southern border.

And actually, I’m beginning to miss her. Her gravitas. Her sincerity. Her compassion in the direction of looters and arsonists. But in addition, I actually miss, her soothing giggle.

True, I’ve been going through cackle withdrawal. However I’ve been making do, with this.

*Cesar Romero as The Joker laughing*

True: we might have extra luck discovering Cesar Romero at a laundromat in Queens, than discovering Kamala anyplace.

Guess which means it is time for: In Search of Kamala Harris.

Welcome to “Seeking Kamala Harris.” I am your host Sarah Jessica Parker.

So – whereas the nation endured per week and a half of horrible information, we heard that Kamala went on a visit to Vietnam.  Hmmm…why does that title ring a bell? What occurred over there? Undecided.

However she left sooner than the final U.S. helicopter out of Saigon in 1975. She stopped over at Pearl Harbor. Truthful sufficient.

But when she’s fascinated with army tragedies, there’s one she’s presiding over presently. However I assume it’s becoming: Kamala’s approval score can also be a dive-bombing zero. 

Then there was an occasion that was closed to the press. What occurred there? No concept. It was closed to the press. One thing I simply mentioned three sentences in the past. Typically I actually want you had been listening.

Reality is, Harris has been as quiet as Don Lemon after he sees his rankings. She’s been as closed mouth as our president when he loses his chompers.

That is attention-grabbing, for as we as soon as had been informed, she was purported to be the actual commander in chief, not the previous coot presently making an attempt to place Kleenex packing containers on his toes and brushing his hair with a rest room brush.

As Joe Concha factors out in The Hill – a web site, not the mound of filth – she was a “historic consequential determine.” He cites Politico’s headline that mirrored so many others: “Harris has the potential to alter the face of U.S. Politics.”

Sorry, this dame couldn’t change the lint filter in your dryer – which is the place they harvest Joe’s hair.

However nonetheless – she was at all times the anointed one. However now, this large deal has vanished like meals left on a tray in a resort hallway two doorways down from Brian Stelter’s room. 


Since she took workplace, she’s not held one solo press convention. And she or he’s now not doing one-on-one interviewers. Wow, what a robust show of feminism.

And Hillary’s sitting at residence in her gown ingesting a Bud, watching Harris on TV and going “Are you s****ing me!?”

One should not be shocked. That is what occurs whenever you’re chosen primarily based solely on intersectionality, not competence. 

However the Dems are in a repair. Biden’s numbers are dropping like pigeon poop on a statue, however Kamala Harris’s are worse. 

As Concha factors out – a current USA At this time ballot, has the vp at 35 p.c approval, 54 p.c disapproval. That’s insane. For a VP simply seven months in. 

Harris is 19 factors underwater. If she sunk any decrease she’d qualify for shark week. 

And she or he hasn’t achieved something memorable. It is a uncommon feat to be each invisible and unpopular. Which is likely to be why Kamala’s secret service code title is silent however lethal. She’s the human model of carbon monoxide.

However perhaps it’s a method. The extra you see of her the more serious it will get, so hold her below wraps. It is type of like Michael Moore in a thong. No….nothing is like Michael Moore in a thong and I apologize for putting that picture in your head.

Anyway, it places the Dems in a pickle. Joe would not appear like a second termer. In reality, the motion in Vegas doesn’t have Sleepy Joe making it to Thanksgiving. And if you happen to assume he’s sleepy now, wait ‘til he’s had some turkey. 

Biden finishing his time period? This man can’t even full his sentences. And when the technique to your successor is retaining her out of sight – then perhaps it’s best to rethink that successor.

Until that is one way or the other deliberate. Joe is publicly unhealthy. Kamala is nowhere to be discovered. Preserving her below wraps as he implodes – that may make sense.

With inflation, crime, covid, spending, and now Afghanistan, maybe the actual technique is making Joe look so unhealthy, he exits sooner than anticipated. Like a beginning pitcher who provides up eight runs within the first inning.

If that’s the Democrats’ plan I’ve bought two phrases for them: mission completed. I’ve bought two different phrases for the Dems, however it is a household present. 

However after so many unhealthy issues taking place this quick, perhaps something totally different seems to be good. Together with even somebody, you’ll be able to’t even discover. Like Kamala.


The Democrat celebration is like me in my single days. After eight drinks in and finally name, I’d go residence with a panda.

And through that trip in Singapore. I did.

This text is customized from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the September 1, 2021 version of “Gutfeld!”


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