javascript hit counter
Business, Financial News, U.S and International Breaking News

Greg Gutfeld: Individuals pretending to combat for victims are ruining the lives of everybody

NEWNow you can hearken to Fox Information articles!

Completely happy Thursday everybody. I am so excited -because it is time for: Hug your Thug

Sure, welcome to “Hug your Thug,” the place victims and their victimizers come collectively to see who the true legal is. I am your host, Pleasure Behar.

First, let’s deal with a socialist candidate for New York Metropolis Council, Tiffany Caban, who, amid a rise in violent crimes and shootings, needs victims of violent crimes to work with their attackers within the identify of restorative justice.

By the best way, in case you see a phrase in entrance of “justice” apart from “legal,” you realize you’re getting a dose of leftist nonsense. Legit justice requires regulation and order, one thing lefties hate greater than cleaning soap and water. 


Caban calls it a public security plan, however for whom precisely? Bringing the sufferer along with the perp who brutally beats her? 

That is just like the world’s weirdest relationship app.  “So, how did you two lovebirds meet?” “Oh, he pistol-whipped me below a bridge in central park, stole my purse, after which drove off in my automobile.” 

Caban calls it a public security plan. That’s about as protected as eating with the Taliban and asking for kosher choices. That’s about as protected as a second audition with Harvey Weinstein. That’s about as protected as sporting a donut swimsuit round Brian Stelter.

Clearly, that is meant to strip cops and courts of any authority, and provides extra energy to hard-left activists who by no means met a legal they didn’t like.  

This is a part of her proposal.

“Instance of use: an individual is beat up, suffers a damaged rib, and is robbed of his pockets. First, his wants are heard and affirmed, and he works with skilled workers to develop a providers and therapeutic plan.” 

To begin with, thanks for assuming the gender of the crime sufferer!  Should not it’s “their” pockets? I’d solely hope that the sufferer fills out a pronouns worksheet whereas he’s nonetheless bleeding on the street.


It retains going.

“Then, when he’s prepared, he participates in restorative justice circles with the one that harmed him and their respective assist techniques. He asks questions and will get solutions, they usually develop an accountability and penalties plan.”

I am purported to ‘develop an accountability and penalties plan’ with the lowlife who flogged me with a automobile antenna, broke my eye socket, and stole my iPad? 

What would you like me to do subsequent? Assist him together with his taxes? Work on his “to do” checklist?

Hell, if I’d been mugged and overwhelmed, my first query for my attacker could be, “Why aren’t you in jail proper now?”

However as a substitute, right here you could work out the thugs’ points. In any case, isn’t it your fault for having that cash he wished? He was simply taking from one and giving it to a different, your oppressor!

Sorry – the one “restorative circle” I need to see is that perp encircled by his victims, they usually’re “restoring” a beating on his ass. However right here –  as a substitute of placing the man in jail the place he belongs, we make the victims his social employee.

How would this work?

*Skit of sufferer providing remedy to attacker*

Sufferer: So I am your therapist at this time and I am purported to ask you the way you’re feeling.

Thug: Okay, I suppose. Type of drained. Hey, I do know you.

Sufferer: Sure, you mugged me 30 minutes in the past in central park. Took my pockets and broke my eye socket and cracked three ribs.

Thug: I do know. My hand nonetheless hurts from punching you.

Sufferer: I am sorry about that. My facial bones are very pointy, particularly those you cracked.

Thug: It is okay. I forgive you. By the best way, you will have any more cash?

Sufferer: No. You took all of it. As a part of restorative justice, I am right here to discover a resolution on your punishment.

Thug: Punishment?

Sufferer: Sorry. Restorative therapeutic. How do you suppose we must always take care of you mugging me?

Thug: I nonetheless have complications from the excessive pitch screaming you had been doing once I punching your eye socket.

Sufferer: Sorry about that.

Thug: All proper. I suppose I will see you within the park. Ensure you have cash subsequent time.

Sufferer: Sounds good.

Thug: Okay.

So – the individuals pretending to combat for victims are literally destroying their rights and ruining the lives for everybody, besides the wealthy who will at all times stay unaffected.

In some way I sense this is not going to result in jail time. Which, after all, is the true agenda. Individuals like this nutbag consider we should not have a legal justice system – that nobody ought to ever be arrested or incarcerated.  They see crime, even violent crime, as mainly a misunderstanding, principally pushed by poverty, lack of training, and… after all. Racism. 

For these crackpots, the true victims of crime are the criminals. The individuals they beat up are simply devices of their attacker’s persecution and doubtless deserved to be mugged as a result of they’ve jobs or one thing.   


In line with the New York Publish, district attorneys throughout the massive apple final yr declined to prosecute accused felons at practically twice the speed of 2019 — letting greater than 6,500 suspects off the hook. That’s 17 p.c.

If that is not against the law, what’s? That’s one strategy to clear the docket. You can too cut back burglaries by leaving your cash exterior with an indication that claims “come and get it.”

In the meantime, a serial pervert (which means a repeat pervert, not somebody who has intercourse with a field of frosted flakes) – belief me – they’re not that grrrrrreat.

He is been repeatedly exposing himself to youngsters — however he retains getting launched from jail because of New York’s lax bail reform. Every time he will get arrested he is out once more in a flash. The scum has uncovered himself 5 instances because the finish of April.

This man spends a lot time together with his pants down in broad daylight he has to place sunscreen on his junk. 5 instances he is carried out this – That’s 4 extra instances than Jeffrey Toobin- two extra exposures and he will get his personal present on CNN. 


In line with the New York Publish, this flashing freak retains getting sprung as a result of “judges are largely barred from imposing bail on the misdemeanor prices.” I guess these judges may really feel in another way if it was taking place on their avenue. 

And the place’s the media in all this? Nicely, whilst this summer season has witnessed a spike in violent crimes –the main information networks has spent lower than an hour in three months masking the crime waves ravaging 15 Democratic-run cities. 

No matter occurred to, “if it bleeds, it leads”?  Now it is extra like, “if the sufferer’s a goner, it is a yawner.” And why is that? As a result of the media shares the blame.


In the event that they precisely coated crime, they’d be exposing their very own culpability. They pushed defunding of the cops, they demonized police and defended riots. That’s why you received’t see any of these items.

As a substitute, they go all-in on January sixth – pretending to care about these officers. And people victims. And throw everybody else in jail. 

No restorative justice wanted.

This text is customized from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the September 2, 2021 version of “Gutfeld!”


Comments are closed.